Sunday, March 18, 2007

New Study: Falling Down Stairs Good For You

Conventional health knowlege has been turned on it's head yet again. In recent years, alcohol has been shown to act as an antioxidant. Then it was revealed that coffee helps to prevent neurological disorders. Now a new study shows that falling down the stairs is actually good for you.

"We've found falling down the stairs to be stimulating to both the mind and body, with very few negative side effects," said Dr. William Fish, head of Rothbein Research Institute.

This is good news for Tumble Inc. a publicly traded manufacturer of falling down the stairs, whose stock went up 12 points after the study was released.

This new study comes fresh on the heals of the institute's latest finding: that being raped to death by a waterbuffalo is full of vitamin C.