No offense, but:

gettheheckawayfromme.biz

Nice assumption

I saw the light

Just Visiting

Mondays, am I right? Mondays? Yes, Mondays.

TGIF (Tats'r Good, I Find)

Bunrise

Take it from Slappy, The Slapping Hand:

Nature is a Truly Magnificent Subsidiary of Viacom

Rejected by Respectable Society Magazine

eeeeeeeeeeeee

Fair Enough

Shhhirt

The moon is full of ideas about shut up

Gee Wizz!

F.Y.Eyebrow

(ptewh)

Who names these things?

Befuddled Sheriff

HUH?ley DavidsHUH?n???

Scurry

Chickens?

Give a little bit

OH NO NOT IN FRONT OF THE BIG MAN UPSTAIRS!

ding!

Nice, except for that last part!