Murder Karate

Id like to announce that I have opened a MURDER-KARATE dojo in the outside downtown area.




NOTE: Murder Karate is in no way pro violence! I repreat! Murder Karate is in no way pro violence!

Murder Karate is an ancient Japanees art form that simply teaches one how to murder people. AND ALL THE WHILE BEING GUESS WHAT: AT ONE, YOU IDIOT!

Although the tools you will learn in my murder karate class CAN be used to murder people, I am in no way am telling you to murder people...But when you do- you'll be glad you took my class on how to!!!

Appalachian Fail

Best

everybody chill

There will be blood and/or tears!

Species Profile

Blast-phemy

Blessed are the poopmakers, for they shall inherit the cesspool.
And on the 5th day, God had diarrhea. And it wasn't good.

worst walk

next stop: jail

know your enemy

Please read to your kids so they can recognize murder tricks!

jk

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Baby Chicken Fridays features a new cartoon featuring a baby chicken/s on Fridays! This is a promotional thing that gets the community involved! Enjoy!


The moral of today's BCF is COOPERATION

Chocoholocaust

Stop letting your face ruin your life!

Mouthstache tm
It's the world's first mouth shaped mustache that puts the power in YOUR hands where your mouth is positioned on your face! Simply send check or money order to me. Then simply grow a mustache that looks like a mouth, wherever you want on your face! Then, simply sit back, relax and enjoy your new opportunities. Welcome to the good life, ugly!

Unplugged

back on the beat

Danny Devito REFUSES to debate me!!!!!!

I've tried angry-writing to him. I've tried suing him by email. I've even tried citizens arrest. But nothing seems to destroy this crummy little criminal who is my enemy!
So instead, i must give America helpful tips on how to deal with this THING:























Why does nobody else agree that this "person" we call Danny Devito is SO FREAKING TINY!?! This i will NEVER understand.