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New York's 57th, "The Fighting Danny DeVitos" were a sight to be seen. Marching between the towering blades of grass, their tiny blue uniforms shining bluely in the sun. It is said that their battle cry, "I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD," can still be heard echoing among the hills.

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THE GARDEN PARTY WAS A DISYEASTAH!!!

Danny DeVito is the reason I got into acting!!!

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Get frantic, America!!!

Word to the wise for “Mr.” Danny DeVito: Ignoring people IS A FORM OF HARRASSMENT. Stop it.
I demand you respond to the charges that:
1. You are TINY.
2. You’re a idiot.
3. You gave my cousin Lyme’s disease.
So, the ball is in your court, Dummy DeVidiot. You can END this campaign of ignoring, or pay the price of: JAIL.
Either way, STAY OUT OF MY COMPOST BIN! I mean it. I bought a cat.

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I know I like to joke about Danny DeVito, but when push comes to shove he's really a great guy who just happens to be tiny and my enemy. BIG WHOOP. Thats no reason not to invite him to my garden party (where this pic was taken). I'm still suing him, though.

The human will to survive is BANANAS!

Danny Devito is a dangerous tiny enemy of everybody's!!!

Listen up people. if Danny Devito stings you, and youve never been stung by Danny Devito before...then be careful bucuz how do you know if youre allergic or not? You dont. so be careful of amafalaptic shock, you idiot.

Danny Devito REFUSES to debate me!!!!!!

I've tried angry-writing to him. I've tried suing him by email. I've even tried citizens arrest. But nothing seems to destroy this crummy little criminal who is my enemy!
So instead, i must give America helpful tips on how to deal with this THING:























Why does nobody else agree that this "person" we call Danny Devito is SO FREAKING TINY!?! This i will NEVER understand.

Endangered

Danny Devito is a keystone species in the temperate forests of the Mid Atlantic. 12 species of snake, 8 species of raptor, and 14 species of bat count Danny Devito as their main food source. So, before you spray poison in your yard for Danny Devito, consider nature's needs, you idiot!

Danny Devito is SUCH A SHORT LITTLE IDIOT!!!

I will NEVER forgive Danny Devito for being so short and a idiot!!! This blog post OFFICIALLY SUES HIM!