Wood Pee-Wee, Under a Can't Belie-Wee What it's See-Wee Moon

This Changes Everything

A Health Rating

The original version of this toon, in which the momma bird has an A health rating instead of a B. This is funnier to me. I don't know why I had changed it to a B, but now I'm setting things right. That's some grade-A grub, baby!

I did, and now I have the best goon of my life!

Peaks and Valleys

Name

Bitten

When your spiritual center happens to be the parking lot at King Kullen

The Stars are Just Like Us

You know who you are- wait, no you don’t! You’re not even seeing this, are you? I SAID, ARE YOU???

Where I Come to Remember

Should've Put a Ring of Saturn on it

Ed Wood

Date Copter

You can see the whole date from up here!

Some historical events get glossed over

I said, "nectar," not, "neck tear!"

Carnes & Noble

Health Rating

fed up

Owl Under a Ffffffft Moon

Great Idea

CAWfully lonely

Where I got my spare torso

From my upcoming art show: Bald Guys Bursting into Rooms Exclaiming Things

Ahem!

Excuses himself to the washroom to discretely regurgitate a pellet of undigested fur and bones into a handkerchief that was given to him by THE DUKE OF FUCKING OXBERRYSHIRE, YA LOWLIFE!

Business Cobra and Charmer

Unfortunately, many of the business cobras you see in tourist bazars were cruelly de-fanged, causing them to screw up the Fitzgibbons account so badly they get uninvited to the annual convention in Atlan...you still reading this? COOL!!!

TLDR: Just go around suing all day, bub!

Dont like how I draw depth? Congrats YOU'RE SUED.

Karate Potty

Humans are naturally meant to be doing karate while we go to the bathroom. Karate Potty allows for the body's natural karate to get karate'd while you go to the bathroom IN COMFORT! (Warning: made in USA)