Thursday, November 3, 2011

Get frantic, America!!!




Word to the wise for “Mr.” Danny DeVito: Ignoring people IS A FORM OF HARRASSMENT. Stop it.
I demand you respond to the charges that:
1. You are TINY.
2. You’re a idiot.
3. You gave my cousin Lyme’s disease.
So, the ball is in your court, Dummy DeVidiot. You can END this campaign of ignoring, or pay the price of: JAIL.
Either way, STAY OUT OF MY COMPOST BIN! I mean it. I bought a cat.

Friday, October 21, 2011

Baby Chicken Fridays should be ASHAMED of themselves!

Baby Chicken Fridays features a new cartoon featuring a baby chickens on Fridays! This is a promotional thing that gets the community involved! Enjoy!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Saturday, October 15, 2011

I'll handle this




Manners lesson time: when a LAYDY asks where's the bathroom, and you don't know...FIND THE FUCK OUT!!! Then make sure she gets there safe and is safe while she's in there. Safety is an important.

Friday, October 7, 2011

Baby Chicken Fridays

Baby Chicken Fridays features a new cartoon featuring a baby chickens on Fridays! This is a promotional thing that gets the community involved! Enjoy!



RUMEMBER: A FRENDLY game of football is supposed to be FRENDLY! SO DONT GLOTE, YOU IDIOT!!!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

1/2



The determination and attitude of a hummingbird, plus the walking power of a human? You've got yourself a superhero who kind of looks like a penis!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

RSVP, Motherfucker!



The first Bar Mitzvah music videos were a little different. Lots more bragging about goat ownership - lots less professional editing.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Baby Chicken Fridays tm and Guest

Baby Chicken Fridays features a new cartoon featuring a baby chickens on Fridays! This is a promotional thing that gets the community involved! Enjoy!





I know I like to joke about Danny DeVito, but when push comes to shove he's really a great guy who just happens to be tiny and my enemy. BIG WHOOP. Thats no reason not to invite him to my garden party (where this pic was taken). I'm still suing him, though.