usually

bailout

your toilet

Say what you will about Rudy's methods... The man gets shit BOUGHT

Rudy's tude may be crude, but the dude's mood is like food for the clued (-in shopper).

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roomies

hello darkness

mea culpa

Life lesson: Look folks, when you rip more of someone's hair out than is customary, YOU OWE THEM A APOLOGY.

bjbm

BUY THESE THINGS!!!

To purchase, simply send me an envelope all stuffed full of money vouchers.
WARNING: I Also accept visa checks, or MoneySmile-brand cashcoins.

Diarrhea

i forgot to put this up at christmas time

lesserknwn

betchadidntknow

knwldg

WARNING: You know someone is crazy if their cargo pockets are all stuffed full of stuff. Be weird to them.

Danny Devito is a dangerous tiny enemy of everybody's!!!

Listen up people. if Danny Devito stings you, and youve never been stung by Danny Devito before...then be careful bucuz how do you know if youre allergic or not? You dont. so be careful of amafalaptic shock, you idiot.

TIDF

Crossover of the millennium

The glass is always half disgusting.

New money making invention!

Murder Karate

Id like to announce that I have opened a MURDER-KARATE dojo in the outside downtown area.




NOTE: Murder Karate is in no way pro violence! I repreat! Murder Karate is in no way pro violence!

Murder Karate is an ancient Japanees art form that simply teaches one how to murder people. AND ALL THE WHILE BEING GUESS WHAT: AT ONE, YOU IDIOT!

Although the tools you will learn in my murder karate class CAN be used to murder people, I am in no way am telling you to murder people...But when you do- you'll be glad you took my class on how to!!!

Appalachian Fail

Best

everybody chill

There will be blood and/or tears!

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Blast-phemy

Blessed are the poopmakers, for they shall inherit the cesspool.
And on the 5th day, God had diarrhea. And it wasn't good.

worst walk