Nominated!

Dear: Hey everybody check it out!

My cartoons on International House of Relax have been nominated for an America Award! AN AMERICA AWARD!!!
For those of you who have been living under an idiot for the last eighty years, America Awards are given to outstanding professionals in the fields of:

-Administrative Pacifism
-Brand Actualization
-Hastily Drawn Cartoons
-Singing About Punching
-And The Deward C. Gnarst Award for Excellence in Piles of Things

Wish me luck, and don’t forget to vote!*

*To vote, simply fax your email number to :
PO Box 718
Bilmslo City, US Vagina Islands

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