Friday, October 21, 2011

Baby Chicken Fridays should be ASHAMED of themselves!

Baby Chicken Fridays features a new cartoon featuring a baby chickens on Fridays! This is a promotional thing that gets the community involved! Enjoy!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Saturday, October 15, 2011

I'll handle this




Manners lesson time: when a LAYDY asks where's the bathroom, and you don't know...FIND THE FUCK OUT!!! Then make sure she gets there safe and is safe while she's in there. Safety is an important.

Friday, October 7, 2011

Baby Chicken Fridays

Baby Chicken Fridays features a new cartoon featuring a baby chickens on Fridays! This is a promotional thing that gets the community involved! Enjoy!



RUMEMBER: A FRENDLY game of football is supposed to be FRENDLY! SO DONT GLOTE, YOU IDIOT!!!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

1/2



The determination and attitude of a hummingbird, plus the walking power of a human? You've got yourself a superhero who kind of looks like a penis!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

RSVP, Motherfucker!



The first Bar Mitzvah music videos were a little different. Lots more bragging about goat ownership - lots less professional editing.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Baby Chicken Fridays tm and Guest

Baby Chicken Fridays features a new cartoon featuring a baby chickens on Fridays! This is a promotional thing that gets the community involved! Enjoy!





I know I like to joke about Danny DeVito, but when push comes to shove he's really a great guy who just happens to be tiny and my enemy. BIG WHOOP. Thats no reason not to invite him to my garden party (where this pic was taken). I'm still suing him, though.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Baby Chicken Fridays tm

Baby Chicken Fridays features a new cartoon featuring a baby chickens on Fridays! This is a promotional thing that gets the community involved! Enjoy!


Thursday, February 24, 2011

It's that time again!




How did YOU celebrate National Dont-Shriek-at-Your-Grandparents Day? I celebrated by NOT shrieking at my grandparents.

Holidays like this remind me of a simpler time. A time when people remembered to take a break from the hustle & bustle of constantly shrieking and barking and screaming at their grandparents.

That being said, I'm glad it's just one day a year. Can you IMAGINE if it were every day - HOW DID THE PILGRIMS DO IT???

Monday, December 13, 2010

pitch



Dear Movie Man,
I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to pitch you a movie idea: "KNIFE COP" (100% copyright!!!). Please see enclosed cartoon where i explain my idea more.
Well...what do you think? Basically this guy is one tough cop who -guess what- ISNT GUNNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! So he- you guessed it- STABS CRIMINALS WITH KNIVES!!! In other words, knives are his guns because of some kind of training he got in China. Do you understand? I hope so, otherwise you stink! just kidding!!!
OK, Lets talk turkey:
Basically what i am going to need to shoot this movie is the following: A film crew; money for me; actors; a knife; helicopter shots; craft services and craft servants; a backup knife in case we lose the first one; and last but not least: STAB SQUIBS.
Get excited, you idiot!!!

Signed,
Lucas