Wednesday, February 3, 2016
Friday, January 29, 2016
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
FINALLY, a picture book for GROWNUPS with busy JOB SITUATIONS and complicated CHOLESTEROL DEADLINES! THIS IS VERY VERY MEDIUM NEWS PEOPLE!!! GET MILDLY EXCITEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warning: this book is super fun and will awaken your inner child and give it give it a savings bond (figuratively).
Friday, January 15, 2016
Warning: very soon, you'll be able to download my passion project, The Guy in the Tie, via Amazon Kindle. It's gunna be super inexpensive, and hopefully you won't even need a Kindle device to view it!
It's my version of The Cat in the Hat, in which some bored lil' shits get visited by a magicalish bald businessman. It's about life and magic and jobs and nature and commuting and the universe and pit stains and numbers crunching and I'm pretty proud of it!
Dr. Seuss would be rolling in his grave if he didn't like this book. Right? Well, I've been monitoring the subsoil sound waves over the good Dockty's burial grave and I'm happy to report: BARELY ANY ROLLING SOUNDS!
More info coming soon!
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
Thursday, May 21, 2015
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
Thursday, May 14, 2015
Tuesday, May 12, 2015
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
Friday, March 6, 2015
Tuesday, February 24, 2015
Monday, January 12, 2015
Dear TED Talks,
Mr. Burpovitch's TED Talk last week was NOT GOOD. First of all, he NAILED AN ACTUAL POSTER to the flat screen! When this audience member pointed out that he was RUINING the flat screen he threatened to give me a "knuckle parmesan sandwich". He then proceeded to give a TED Talk that consisted of ONE SENTENCE, spending the remaining time reading silently to himself from a book about butts!!! He smelled like urine and I'm pretty sure he stole a fake plant from the lobby. In short: THIS WAS A TERRIBLE TED TALK!!!!
Professor Bambam Bigelow, PHD
Tuesday, January 6, 2015
Monday, November 17, 2014
Thursday, October 30, 2014
Monday, September 22, 2014
Monday, September 15, 2014
Pressing the flesh. Sealing the deal. Shrieking at the top of your lungs for non-stop 30 minute intervals. It's just business, baby. Listen, sometimes in order to manage client expectations you need to scratch some faces. But at the end of the day, we all go home to our nests high up in the trees for protection from leopards.
Thursday, September 11, 2014
Tuesday, September 9, 2014
-I got to write for season 3 of The Eric Andre Show!!! Probably one of the best experiences of my life so far. Keep an eye out for it this fall on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.
-Acted in a couple commercials.
-Sold a video to College Humor. I'll post it when they do.
-Putting together a NEW book of cartoons. I'm really proud of this one. This time I got the kinks out and fired all the right people! Hopefully it will be available to purchase online. more info to come.
-I'm starting to experiment with watercolors. Kind of shitty, but you've got to start somewhere, you moron!
-Also, check out this Merle Haggard performance. It'll kick your soul in its ghostly balls.