Saturday, July 9, 2016

master debater

The art of polite discourse isn't dead, it's just unconscious and has simply pooped its pants.

Saturday, February 20, 2016

Please be careful when camping in Grand Financial Meetings National Park!!!

...I wouldn't worry though- some people also say he doesn't still walk these hills, so...point is you owe me money for this story.

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Business Headshots: Diego Businessosa

If Diego Businessosa's business headshot taught Suzan one thing, it was that in the world of business there are two kinds of people: the movers, the shakers, and the DETAIL ORIENTED ONES!

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

AVAILABLE NOW! BUY! BUY! BUY!!!!

Available NOW! The Guy in the Tie is on Amazon Kindle or the Kindle app on ipad/iphone!

FINALLY, a picture book for GROWNUPS with busy JOB SITUATIONS and complicated CHOLESTEROL DEADLINES! THIS IS VERY VERY MEDIUM NEWS PEOPLE!!! GET MILDLY EXCITEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Warning: this book is super fun and will awaken your inner child and give it give it a savings bond (figuratively).

Friday, January 15, 2016

New ebook, available very soon!!!!

Warning: very soon, you'll be able to download my passion project, The Guy in the Tie, via Amazon Kindle. It's gunna be super inexpensive, and hopefully you won't even need a Kindle device to view it!

It's my version of The Cat in the Hat, in which some bored lil' shits get visited by a magicalish bald businessman. It's about life and magic and jobs and nature and commuting and the universe and pit stains and numbers crunching and I'm pretty proud of it!

Dr. Seuss would be rolling in his grave if he didn't like this book. Right? Well, I've been monitoring the subsoil sound waves over the good Dockty's burial grave and I'm happy to report: BARELY ANY ROLLING SOUNDS!

More info coming soon!