Tuesday, February 24, 2015
Monday, January 12, 2015
Dear TED Talks,
Mr. Burpovitch's TED Talk last week was NOT GOOD. First of all, he NAILED AN ACTUAL POSTER to the flat screen! When this audience member pointed out that he was RUINING the flat screen he threatened to give me a "knuckle parmesan sandwich". He then proceeded to give a TED Talk that consisted of ONE SENTENCE, spending the remaining time reading silently to himself from a book about butts!!! He smelled like urine and I'm pretty sure he stole a fake plant from the lobby. In short: THIS WAS A TERRIBLE TED TALK!!!!
Professor Bambam Bigelow, PHD
Tuesday, January 6, 2015
Monday, November 17, 2014
Thursday, October 30, 2014
Monday, September 22, 2014
Monday, September 15, 2014
Pressing the flesh. Sealing the deal. Shrieking at the top of your lungs for non-stop 30 minute intervals. It's just business, baby. Listen, sometimes in order to manage client expectations you need to scratch some faces. But at the end of the day, we all go home to our nests high up in the trees for protection from leopards.
Thursday, September 11, 2014
Tuesday, September 9, 2014
-I got to write for season 3 of The Eric Andre Show!!! Probably one of the best experiences of my life so far. Keep an eye out for it this fall on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.
-Acted in a couple commercials.
-Sold a video to College Humor. I'll post it when they do.
-Putting together a NEW book of cartoons. I'm really proud of this one. This time I got the kinks out and fired all the right people! Hopefully it will be available to purchase online. more info to come.
-I'm starting to experiment with watercolors. Kind of shitty, but you've got to start somewhere, you moron!
-Also, check out this Merle Haggard performance. It'll kick your soul in its ghostly balls.