I WILL teach you how to art.

Octopassover

Free book for fans!!!

Dear Raisinheads: Hi!!!!!! I have copies of my new/only book, Chivalry, and I want to give them away to anyone who thinks they have the guts to email/PM me their mailing address & just straight-up, flat-out ask for one! This life advice book of cartoons is available RIGHT NOW, FREE OF CHARGE because this is a bromotional event! OK?!? SHEEEEESH!!!!! P.S. This is no joke! Get one while subblies last, otherwise go to hell, babycakes!!!

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My new tatz! It was either this or the Chinese symbol for pushups.

Wellp:

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Relax, general public!

SERIOUS NOTE: Everybody needs to chill out about my art projects & stop asking if I need ambulances or a tissue! It's just ART PROJECTS to make you realize stuff like: "Wow, mother nature is incredible!" OK?!?

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unexpected

so-so

surprised

...Crickets

in control

Do your research!

The look

Season's greetings

tiny piece

Gene Shalit called it, "so dark, my mustache turned white."

Eyeployee

illest

Meet the neighbors

History is Ourstory!

New York's 57th, "The Fighting Danny DeVitos" were a sight to be seen. Marching between the towering blades of grass, their tiny blue uniforms shining bluely in the sun. It is said that their battle cry, "I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD," can still be heard echoing among the hills.

Welcome ba-

Harry Belafonterrible

I coined a lot of my music-friends’ stage names: Chubby Checker, Fats Domino, The Fat Boys, Fat Overweight Elton John…

— HarryBelafonterrible (@Belafonterrible) May 3, 2013

Please follow my new joke twitter account, based on this toon! Long story short: he's Harry Belafonte, only terrible! Also, he's alive, so you don't have to worry about a ghost situation!

I’m from Trinidad and -LET ME GODDAMN FINISH- Tobago.

— HarryBelafonterrible (@Belafonterrible) May 5, 2013

Merry belated Xmas!

thurgery