Unfortunately, many of the business cobras you see in tourist bazars were cruelly de-fanged, causing them to screw up the Fitzgibbons account so badly they get uninvited to the annual convention in Atlan...you still reading this? COOL!!!
Humans are naturally meant to be doing karate while we go to the bathroom. Karate Potty allows for the body's natural karate to get karate'd while you go to the bathroom IN COMFORT! (Warning: made in USA)