Carnes & Noble

Health Rating

fed up

Owl Under a Ffffffft Moon

Great Idea

CAWfully lonely

Where I got my spare torso

From my upcoming art show: Bald Guys Bursting into Rooms Exclaiming Things

Ahem!

Excuses himself to the washroom to discretely regurgitate a pellet of undigested fur and bones into a handkerchief that was given to him by THE DUKE OF FUCKING OXBERRYSHIRE, YA LOWLIFE!

Business Cobra and Charmer

Unfortunately, many of the business cobras you see in tourist bazars were cruelly de-fanged, causing them to screw up the Fitzgibbons account so badly they get uninvited to the annual convention in Atlan...you still reading this? COOL!!!

TLDR: Just go around suing all day, bub!

Dont like how I draw depth? Congrats YOU'RE SUED.

Karate Potty

Humans are naturally meant to be doing karate while we go to the bathroom. Karate Potty allows for the body's natural karate to get karate'd while you go to the bathroom IN COMFORT! (Warning: made in USA)

Remember:

As far as you know THIS IS BIG NEWS!!!

Deferment

Osprey and Fish Under a Seeing Red Moon

Southeast Alaskan Fjord Under a Worried About its Teeth Moon

Fair warning, and all

I dont know what else to tell ya, bub! Yowza, I guess?

The T.B.J.T.S.B.Y.C. In Malibu

Oh Hoagie Night

Skull on Creek Bank with Roots Growing Right the Fuck Through it

Business Tattoo

Justice

or anything

memories

World's First Bald Flying School, Under a Bald as Fuck Moon

The Wild, The Innocent and The State Accreditation Board