Thursday, April 20, 2017


Also, ask the river to take you off its mailing list because you get better pricing from a lake you went to college with.

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Tonight ON TV!!!

Sleep tight...IF YOU DARE! MmmooohHAHAHA!

Fun factz about The Beast With Two Beasts: Take Parker was arrested in 1959 for asking sex questions in front of an undercover cop. Blenda Heyheyhey was the ex wife of Lenny Viacom, an unemployed sales car usedman!

Friday, August 5, 2016

3 lights over Oyster Bay, Long Island.

This is looking North across Oyster Bay/Bayville out to the Long Island Sound/Connecticut in distance.

I grew up in Oyster Bay. One night when I was a kid, I saw a strange flying light over nearby Cold Spring Harbor . So ONE of these lights is BASED ON A TRUE STORY. The other two are just 100% made up bullshit for art porpoises.

Saturday, July 9, 2016

master debater

The art of polite discourse isn't dead, it's just unconscious and has simply pooped its pants.