Y'see, because they're SALTWATER fish! Cutting down on the salt would kil--AHH WHO NEED'S YUH?!

ass ceiling

Work with what you got

In the end, he was nothing more than a pile of meat and Men's Wearhouse

a lil' dopp'll do ya

Being a jerk is rude, morons!

Monterey Cypress, Central Coast CA under a Crescent Moon

werd salid

advice

unguarded

Dump

3 lights over Oyster Bay, Long Island.

This is looking North across Oyster Bay/Bayville out to the Long Island Sound/Connecticut in distance.

I grew up in Oyster Bay. One night when I was a kid, I saw a strange flying light over nearby Cold Spring Harbor . So ONE of these lights is BASED ON A TRUE STORY. The other two are just 100% made up bullshit for art porpoises.

Spirits of Nature and Business Under a Kissy Kissy Moon

master debater

The art of polite discourse isn't dead, it's just unconscious and has simply pooped its pants.

Cedar swamp and water spirit

Treat your moderate to severe D.B.S.- Ask your doctor about prescription strength Theresnocurejustlearntolivewithit (tm)

Mouth of Affidavit Creek Under An On LSD Moon

Meet me where The Business Mountains meet the sea.

Once every 37 months, the moon doesn't approve of you dating, PERIOD.

Another watercolor from The Guy in the Tie

Watercolor from The Guy in the Tie

T.C.O.B.M.

Headwaters of Affidavit Creek Under an About to Say Something Moon

Headwaters of Affidavit Creek, Under a Disappointed Moon

Bless his businessy little heart

Success is just a rent away

A Barf Among the Pines

The brains of the operation