bins

Hmph!!!

Baby Chicken Fridays tm

Baby Chicken Fridays features a new cartoon featuring a baby chickens on Fridays! This is a promotional thing that gets the community involved! Enjoy!

looks like

reflexes

Wellp

Ushi Bolsh

It'll be a movie, please.

Dear Movie Man,
Hi. I'm writing to you so I can pitch the idea: CHILD COPS vs. DRUG TEENS

This idea is 100% copyrited and my cuzin is a lawyer so don't even think about it, JACK! If you want this movie to get made, you'd better play ball, otherwise: COURT.

OK, now that the formalities of threatening you are out of the way: THE PITCH:
The city is being overrun by drug teens. their loud rap parties and irresponsible loitering is causing the murder of everybody. The regular cops are too old to stop them, and the teen-cops are too on drugs (cuz turns out theyre drug teens as well). So, it looks like its up to the child-cops to save the city. And so on and so forth.

Dont forget to mail me so much money for this movie, otherwise, my cousen Jeremy will probubbly sue you. THATS HOW THE COOKIE CRUMBUMS!!!

Sincerely,
Myself

RIP bedtime.

Grandpa was convicted of murdering bedtime. He's currently serving a life sentence in a federal recliner.

the right thing to do

Listen up burglars and criminals, turn yourself in! Because otherwise: YOU STINK.

thirdhand

You can buy this toon on a tshirt


WARNING:
Badwont is a terrible store!!! I repreat! Badwont is a terribro stare!
I went there to do some Xmas shopping and the owner just stood there and shrieked this high pitch shriek at me the whole time. I tried to explain to him, "hey, stop it", but he just screamed and shrieked and burped these really aggressive burps till i left. I didn't even get to see the merchandise, though it smelled TERRIFYING.

soup

Errands

those calls

Edward James Almost

Edward James Almost is a money making invention of me. All rights preserved. Copyright America, the year 2000. Amen.

Schmidt today

Warning: Do Not Purchase!!!

Pobodys perfect

Idiot men also say:

"Russell Crow has some VERY important opinions."

"Help! I'm trapped under a vending machine!"

"Look at that tiny coffin! How cute!!!"

Doodie Foodie

Buy your dog a shirt with this toon on it! For seriously! Here's the link

Happy BOOvember!!!

unable

Not Tenured

sweat till you bleed

Get frantic, America!!!

Word to the wise for “Mr.” Danny DeVito: Ignoring people IS A FORM OF HARRASSMENT. Stop it.
I demand you respond to the charges that:
1. You are TINY.
2. You’re a idiot.
3. You gave my cousin Lyme’s disease.
So, the ball is in your court, Dummy DeVidiot. You can END this campaign of ignoring, or pay the price of: JAIL.
Either way, STAY OUT OF MY COMPOST BIN! I mean it. I bought a cat.

calypso

I ruinink Seinfeld for yu, no?!?

Baby Chicken Fridays should be ASHAMED of themselves!

Baby Chicken Fridays features a new cartoon featuring a baby chickens on Fridays! This is a promotional thing that gets the community involved! Enjoy!