S.O.S.*........................(*Salve & Ointment Safety)

cat's rights

Skele tons of fun

None of Your Business Mountains under a BPFFT Moon

everything everywhere

Business Owl Under a Just Whistling Dixie Moon

Spread the news RE: crotch disease awareness!!!

Put 'er there!

You gotta press the flesh if you want to seal the deal.

Legalize it!!!

Get yourself some Maui Owie!!!

That xtra edge

Promocean

Also, ask the river to take you off its mailing list because you get better pricing from a lake you went to college with.

Lights Over The Northern Ural Mountains

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident

Tonight ON TV!!!

Sleep tight...IF YOU DARE! MmmooohHAHAHA!

Fun factz about The Beast With Two Beasts: Take Parker was arrested in 1959 for asking sex questions in front of an undercover cop. Blenda Heyheyhey was the ex wife of Lenny Viacom, an unemployed sales car usedman!

Mt You're Fired, Under a HOOWARPing moon

Curse-Out Lake, Under a Doesn't Even Know Anymore Moon

Corporate Compost

Expedition up Mt Promotion, Under a You're Wasting Your Life Moon

From my new art project: TV History Moments Remembered

Who invited THIS infinite motherfucker?!

Diagnosis: Disgusting

Y'see, because they're SALTWATER fish! Cutting down on the salt would kil--AHH WHO NEED'S YUH?!

ass ceiling

Work with what you got

In the end, he was nothing more than a pile of meat and Men's Wearhouse

a lil' dopp'll do ya

Being a jerk is rude, morons!

Monterey Cypress, Central Coast CA under a Crescent Moon