Monday, December 13, 2010


Dear Movie Man,
I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to pitch you a movie idea: "KNIFE COP" (100% copyright!!!). Please see enclosed cartoon where i explain my idea more.
Well...what do you think? Basically this guy is one tough cop who -guess what- ISNT GUNNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! So he- you guessed it- STABS CRIMINALS WITH KNIVES!!! In other words, knives are his guns because of some kind of training he got in China. Do you understand? I hope so, otherwise you stink! just kidding!!!
OK, Lets talk turkey:
Basically what i am going to need to shoot this movie is the following: A film crew; money for me; actors; a knife; helicopter shots; craft services and craft servants; a backup knife in case we lose the first one; and last but not least: STAB SQUIBS.
Get excited, you idiot!!!