Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Blaa! Blaa! Don't look at me, I'm huge!

Note: (Dracula, being male and dead, is actually unable to get pregnant. His engorged abdomen is the result of a moth infestation).

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

My favorite Winston Churchill quote:

“Can-can someone bring me some more toilet paper? Hello?…hey you’re not writing this down are you? Y’know…not everything I say needs to become a famous quote...Sometimes a man needs the freedom to speak without fear of history’s recourse!…actually that was pretty good, write that one down…where the fuck is that toilet paper!? I need it to clean my anus!!!”

Scene from "Dumbs Along the Mohawk"