Friday, January 29, 2016
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
FINALLY, a picture book for GROWNUPS with busy JOB SITUATIONS and complicated CHOLESTEROL DEADLINES! THIS IS VERY VERY MEDIUM NEWS PEOPLE!!! GET MILDLY EXCITEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warning: this book is super fun and will awaken your inner child and give it give it a savings bond (figuratively).
Friday, January 15, 2016
Warning: very soon, you'll be able to download my passion project, The Guy in the Tie, via Amazon Kindle. It's gunna be super inexpensive, and hopefully you won't even need a Kindle device to view it!
It's my version of The Cat in the Hat, in which some bored lil' shits get visited by a magicalish bald businessman. It's about life and magic and jobs and nature and commuting and the universe and pit stains and numbers crunching and I'm pretty proud of it!
Dr. Seuss would be rolling in his grave if he didn't like this book. Right? Well, I've been monitoring the subsoil sound waves over the good Dockty's burial grave and I'm happy to report: BARELY ANY ROLLING SOUNDS!
More info coming soon!