Wednesday, February 21, 2018


Excuses himself to the washroom to discretely regurgitate a pellet of undigested fur and bones into a handkerchief that was given to him by THE DUKE OF FUCKING OXBERRYSHIRE, YA LOWLIFE!

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Business Cobra and Charmer

Unfortunately, many of the business cobras you see in tourist bazars were cruelly de-fanged, causing them to screw up the Fitzgibbons account so badly they get uninvited to the annual convention in still reading this? COOL!!!

Thursday, February 8, 2018

Karate Potty

Humans are naturally meant to be doing karate while we go to the bathroom. Karate Potty allows for the body's natural karate to get karate'd while you go to the bathroom IN COMFORT! (Warning: made in USA)