Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Ancient Chinese Proverbs

Bite me once, shame on you.
Bite me twice, also shame on you. Stop biting me you crazy idiot.

A bird in the hand is worth like 20 bucks, because, hey, this is China. You could grind that thing up and sell bird powder to people, and theyell use that shit to cure impotence or TB.

Confusious say: proper English conjugation difficult.