Monday, December 13, 2010

pitch



Dear Movie Man,
I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to pitch you a movie idea: "KNIFE COP" (100% copyright!!!). Please see enclosed cartoon where i explain my idea more.
Well...what do you think? Basically this guy is one tough cop who -guess what- ISNT GUNNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! So he- you guessed it- STABS CRIMINALS WITH KNIVES!!! In other words, knives are his guns because of some kind of training he got in China. Do you understand? I hope so, otherwise you stink! just kidding!!!
OK, Lets talk turkey:
Basically what i am going to need to shoot this movie is the following: A film crew; money for me; actors; a knife; helicopter shots; craft services and craft servants; a backup knife in case we lose the first one; and last but not least: STAB SQUIBS.
Get excited, you idiot!!!

Signed,
Lucas

Saturday, November 6, 2010

shkspr




Many of you don't know that I am a Shakespeareian actor.
Yup! I trained at OXFRORD in Europe, where i studied under the most legendary Shakespeare masters in the biz: Trucey Hoop...Ronny Map...Izidore Actenshout (pictured above), the list goes on...
What I love about what i learned about Shakespeare at Oxford is THE POETRY OF THE WORDS!!! Also, since Oxfrod is conveniently located right in the middle of erurope, it makes a great place to get some respect for becoming a master there which i did.

Friday, September 24, 2010

The Zoo said not to.




Look folks, when you go to a zoo, you should be respectful of their wishes of NO FRENCHING. Once animals start relying on human Frenching, they lose their natural fear of Frenching everybody. This can ultimately lead to the animals' death, because it basically just Frenches till it drops dead. OK?

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

BALONEY




Notice the strangled lady is marching too, front and center. IS THAT CRAZY OR WHAT?!?

Friday, July 30, 2010

Baby Chicken Fridays tm

Baby Chicken Fridays features a new cartoon featuring a baby chicken/s on Fridays! This is a promotional thing that gets the community involved! Enjoy!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Monday, May 24, 2010

Nominated!

Dear: Hey everybody check it out!

My cartoons on International House of Relax have been nominated for an America Award! AN AMERICA AWARD!!!
For those of you who have been living under an idiot for the last eighty years, America Awards are given to outstanding professionals in the fields of:

-Administrative Pacifism
-Brand Actualization
-Hastily Drawn Cartoons
-Singing About Punching
-And The Deward C. Gnarst Award for Excellence in Piles of Things

Wish me luck, and don’t forget to vote!*

*To vote, simply fax your email number to :
PO Box 718
Bilmslo City, US Vagina Islands

Friday, March 19, 2010

mea culpa




Life lesson: Look folks, when you rip more of someone's hair out than is customary, YOU OWE THEM A APOLOGY.