Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Just Headlines!

They're the best part anyway.

“Rookie” E.R. Doctor Defends Efforts After Losing Patient:
“My only regret is that I didn’t know what to do”.

Cardio Slapboxing: New Fitness Craze For Obese Pussies.

Cardio Wifeboxing: New Fitness Craze For Hateful Monsters

Staten Island 15th Annual Complainathon Draws Lackluster Crowd
"Meh", Say Festival-Goers