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“Rookie” E.R. Doctor Defends Efforts After Losing Patient:
“My only regret is that I didn’t know what to do”.





















Cardio Slapboxing: New Fitness Craze For Obese Pussies.

















Cardio Wifeboxing: New Fitness Craze For Hateful Monsters


















Staten Island 15th Annual Complainathon Draws Lackluster Crowd
"Meh", Say Festival-Goers