Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Some original old timey art by me, Lucas Held, "genius of artisticness"

























Josey Wales Spit on My Grandpappy T-shirts available for purchase soon. This is going to be huge, people.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Ancient Chinese Proverbs

Bite me once, shame on you.
Bite me twice, also shame on you. Stop biting me you crazy idiot.

A bird in the hand is worth like 20 bucks, because, hey, this is China. You could grind that thing up and sell bird powder to people, and theyell use that shit to cure impotence or TB.

Confusious say: proper English conjugation difficult.