Friday, January 2, 2009

Dear Cat Fancy Magazine,

Thank you for your December article about cats. I never knew all that about cats! Amazing, eye opening stuff about cats. One question: for people who are sick of their cat, is there an agency or something that removes unwanted cats? I don’t want to put him to sleep or anything, I just cant stand to even look at him, let alone share my home with that bologna anymore.

Sincerely,
Still Fascinated by cats but doesn’t actually want to own one anymore In Wichita.


Dear SFBCBDAWTOOAIW,
Cat Fancy Magazine is no longer at this address.

Sincerely,
Moderate Disappointment Magazine