Relax, general public!

SERIOUS NOTE: Everybody needs to chill out about my art projects & stop asking if I need ambulances or a tissue! It's just ART PROJECTS to make you realize stuff like: "Wow, mother nature is incredible!" OK?!?

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unexpected

so-so

surprised

...Crickets

in control

Do your research!

The look

Season's greetings

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Gene Shalit called it, "so dark, my mustache turned white."

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Meet the neighbors

History is Ourstory!

New York's 57th, "The Fighting Danny DeVitos" were a sight to be seen. Marching between the towering blades of grass, their tiny blue uniforms shining bluely in the sun. It is said that their battle cry, "I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD," can still be heard echoing among the hills.

Welcome ba-

Harry Belafonterrible

I coined a lot of my music-friends’ stage names: Chubby Checker, Fats Domino, The Fat Boys, Fat Overweight Elton John…

— HarryBelafonterrible (@Belafonterrible) May 3, 2013

Please follow my new joke twitter account, based on this toon! Long story short: he's Harry Belafonte, only terrible! Also, he's alive, so you don't have to worry about a ghost situation!

I’m from Trinidad and -LET ME GODDAMN FINISH- Tobago.

— HarryBelafonterrible (@Belafonterrible) May 5, 2013

Merry belated Xmas!

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