The human will to survive is BANANAS!

Happy St. Binchelsko Day, the former Yugoslavia!

The Humidity IS ON!

The city is safe from the evil Dr. Waspo...but fuh how lwong?

Do what you love. Love what you do.

Nominated!

Dear: Hey everybody check it out!

My cartoons on International House of Relax have been nominated for an America Award! AN AMERICA AWARD!!!
For those of you who have been living under an idiot for the last eighty years, America Awards are given to outstanding professionals in the fields of:

-Administrative Pacifism
-Brand Actualization
-Hastily Drawn Cartoons
-Singing About Punching
-And The Deward C. Gnarst Award for Excellence in Piles of Things

Wish me luck, and don’t forget to vote!*

*To vote, simply fax your email number to :
PO Box 718
Bilmslo City, US Vagina Islands

daydream believer

Roomies

usually

bailout

your toilet

Say what you will about Rudy's methods... The man gets shit BOUGHT

Rudy's tude may be crude, but the dude's mood is like food for the clued (-in shopper).

Species Profile

roomies

hello darkness

mea culpa

Life lesson: Look folks, when you rip more of someone's hair out than is customary, YOU OWE THEM A APOLOGY.

bjbm

BUY THESE THINGS!!!

To purchase, simply send me an envelope all stuffed full of money vouchers.
WARNING: I Also accept visa checks, or MoneySmile-brand cashcoins.

Diarrhea

i forgot to put this up at christmas time

lesserknwn

betchadidntknow

knwldg

WARNING: You know someone is crazy if their cargo pockets are all stuffed full of stuff. Be weird to them.

Danny Devito is a dangerous tiny enemy of everybody's!!!

Listen up people. if Danny Devito stings you, and youve never been stung by Danny Devito before...then be careful bucuz how do you know if youre allergic or not? You dont. so be careful of amafalaptic shock, you idiot.

TIDF

Crossover of the millennium

The glass is always half disgusting.

New money making invention!