thirdhand

WARNING:
Badwont is a terrible store!!! I repreat! Badwont is a terribro stare!
I went there to do some Xmas shopping and the owner just stood there and shrieked this high pitch shriek at me the whole time. I tried to explain to him, "hey, stop it", but he just screamed and shrieked and burped these really aggressive burps till i left. I didn't even get to see the merchandise, though it smelled TERRIFYING.

soup

Errands

those calls

Edward James Almost

Edward James Almost is a money making invention of me. All rights preserved. Copyright America, the year 2000. Amen.

Schmidt today

Warning: Do Not Purchase!!!

Pobodys perfect

Doodie Foodie

Happy BOOvember!!!

unable

Not Tenured

sweat till you bleed

Get frantic, America!!!

Word to the wise for “Mr.” Danny DeVito: Ignoring people IS A FORM OF HARRASSMENT. Stop it.
I demand you respond to the charges that:
1. You are TINY.
2. You’re a idiot.
3. You gave my cousin Lyme’s disease.
So, the ball is in your court, Dummy DeVidiot. You can END this campaign of ignoring, or pay the price of: JAIL.
Either way, STAY OUT OF MY COMPOST BIN! I mean it. I bought a cat.

calypso

I ruinink Seinfeld for yu, no?!?

Baby Chicken Fridays should be ASHAMED of themselves!

Baby Chicken Fridays features a new cartoon featuring a baby chickens on Fridays! This is a promotional thing that gets the community involved! Enjoy!

a rescue

FYI: That bald guy back there? He's pregnant.

itsaliving

Whoops, got your dog!

I'll handle this

Manners lesson time: when a LAYDY asks where's the bathroom, and you don't know...FIND THE FUCK OUT!!! Then make sure she gets there safe and is safe while she's in there. Safety is an important.

Baby Chicken Fridays

Baby Chicken Fridays features a new cartoon featuring a baby chickens on Fridays! This is a promotional thing that gets the community involved! Enjoy!



RUMEMBER: A FRENDLY game of football is supposed to be FRENDLY! SO DONT GLOTE, YOU IDIOT!!!

Argument! Argument! Argument!

Not bad for thirty bucks!

brd

conclusive

1/2

The determination and attitude of a hummingbird, plus the walking power of a human? You've got yourself a superhero who kind of looks like a penis!

rock bottom