“Rookie” E.R. Doctor Defends Efforts After Losing Patient:
“My only regret is that I didn’t know what to do”.
Cardio Slapboxing: New Fitness Craze For Obese Pussies.
Cardio Wifeboxing: New Fitness Craze For Hateful Monsters
Staten Island 15th Annual Complainathon Draws Lackluster Crowd
"Meh", Say Festival-Goers
