Id like to announce that I have opened a MURDER-KARATE dojo in the outside downtown area.
NOTE: Murder Karate is in no way pro violence! I repreat! Murder Karate is in no way pro violence!
Murder Karate is an ancient Japanees art form that simply teaches one how to murder people. AND ALL THE WHILE BEING GUESS WHAT: AT ONE, YOU IDIOT!
Although the tools you will learn in my murder karate class CAN be used to murder people, I am in no way am telling you to murder people...But when you do- you'll be glad you took my class on how to!!!