Monday, December 26, 2011
It'll be a movie, please.
Dear Movie Man,
Hi. I'm writing to you so I can pitch the idea: CHILD COPS vs. DRUG TEENS
This idea is 100% copyrited and my cuzin is a lawyer so don't even think about it, JACK! If you want this movie to get made, you'd better play ball, otherwise: COURT.
OK, now that the formalities of threatening you are out of the way: THE PITCH:
The city is being overrun by drug teens. their loud rap parties and irresponsible loitering is causing the murder of everybody. The regular cops are too old to stop them, and the teen-cops are too on drugs (cuz turns out theyre drug teens as well). So, it looks like its up to the child-cops to save the city. And so on and so forth.
Dont forget to mail me so much money for this movie, otherwise, my cousen Jeremy will probubbly sue you. THATS HOW THE COOKIE CRUMBUMS!!!