Friday, March 30, 2012

That Dude's a Criminal

Double click, so it'll fit.

I made this song with Drew Brooks, George Basil and Mallory Glenn. It's about that dude's a criminal.

Monday, February 20, 2012

kick




It was the news of Murtaugh's pregnancy, not a bullet, that blew Riggs' brains out.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Baby Chicken Fridays tm

Baby Chicken Fridays features a new cartoon featuring a baby chickens on Fridays! This is a promotional thing that gets the community involved! Enjoy!

Monday, December 26, 2011

It'll be a movie, please.




Dear Movie Man,
Hi. I'm writing to you so I can pitch the idea: CHILD COPS vs. DRUG TEENS

This idea is 100% copyrited and my cuzin is a lawyer so don't even think about it, JACK! If you want this movie to get made, you'd better play ball, otherwise: COURT.

OK, now that the formalities of threatening you are out of the way: THE PITCH:
The city is being overrun by drug teens. their loud rap parties and irresponsible loitering is causing the murder of everybody. The regular cops are too old to stop them, and the teen-cops are too on drugs (cuz turns out theyre drug teens as well). So, it looks like its up to the child-cops to save the city. And so on and so forth.

Dont forget to mail me so much money for this movie, otherwise, my cousen Jeremy will probubbly sue you. THATS HOW THE COOKIE CRUMBUMS!!!

Sincerely,
Myself

Friday, December 23, 2011

RIP bedtime.



Grandpa was convicted of murdering bedtime. He's currently serving a life sentence in a federal recliner.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

the right thing to do





Listen up burglars and criminals, turn yourself in! Because otherwise: YOU STINK.