Wednesday, October 3, 2007
German Tourist Traveling Alone Wants to Join Local Conversation
Mcglynn’s Pub, New York NY-
Guenther Spiegel, a 32-year-old German citizen, has been backpacking across America for the last 3 months. Like many German Tourists he is traveling alone and is, once again, eager for some local human interaction.
“Hahaha, you a liar!” He playfully interjected to a nearby conversation.
Attempting to clarify his point he continued, “You a liar that you don’t ever watch TV! Hahaha?”
“Yeah, you got me. I sometimes do watch TV.” Admitted a young man before turning back to continue his private conversation.
“You two are from New York?” Guenther asked, sliding in between the young man and woman.
Upon learning that the couple were actually from New Jersey Guenther’s face lit up.
“Hahaha?” Guenther asked.
“…Yeah, that’s…haha. New Jersey,” The young man agreed before taking a long sip of his drink.
Guenther’s proactive conversational abilities have steadily improved as he has continued his travels.
“At first, I felt uncomfortable, trying to strike up conversations with strangers. So now I join conversations that are already happening. Is more easier!”
“I’ve met all kinds of people this way. Ive met people who come to a bar often, and people who don’t. I’ve met people who were on dates with each other. I’ve met people who are uncomfortable speaking while at a urinal. I’ve even met people who say they never watch TV, but then admit that they do!”
“Everybody loves somebody they doesn’t know,” Guenther explained before leaning into the background of a photo being taken of a bachelorette party and flashing the peace sign.
“You have a cell phone?” He asked a nearby woman dialing her cell phone.
“Yeah, I do” she admitted.
Finally satisfied he had absorbed enough human interaction Guenter decided to call it a night.
“Time to ride the subway and stare at the map for a very long time.”
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3 comments:
You're brilliant. Well, as a North Beach hipster, I have to revise that and say you're allright, and actually I don't really care.
Anyway, loved your annoying hipster douchebag clip on Youtube. Well, it wasn't that good, so whatever.
thanks! your kind words cloaked in apathy are truly inspirationalish!
Haha! I've met truckloads of these Germans, and you nailed it, down to the annoying but somehow mostly correct grammar/language. Keep it up.
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