Monday, May 21, 2007
Interesting Bits of Conversations I Overheard Around The City In The Past Week
"So I told her, no way! Hahaha. Nah Just kidding, i said aight."
"He's a visiting professor from Harvard, so you know he's gunna be jacked."
"Please don't hold my hand Susan. Thanks."
"These hot dogs actually arent for sale."
"Pregnant? Crap. How bad? Shit."
"...So me and Cynthia went to- um...uh...can I help you dude?...well youve been following us since 48th st. Seriously, could you give us some room please?"
"Did you see Entourage last- Oh my God, Brian...i...i think theres someone out on my fire escape. (gasp) Theres a guy with a notepad watching me! Brian what do I do?!?"
"OK, sir at this time im placing you under arrest for trespassing and harassment."
"Stop fighting us sir! Stop fighting us or we'll have to mace you!"
"Wow, we maced the bjesus outta this guy, huh?"