Greetings Buffalo New York. Greetings.
Perchance a query
on this evening dark and dreary.
Imagine if one were to have diarrhea AND constipation at the same time? I believe such a scenario would unfold…a little bit…like this:
(Pretends to pull knickerbockers down. Grunts and strains for several moments. Suddenly, a diarrhea sound effect.)
‘Ye Gads! What a morbid surprise! Had I known this liquid Hell were my destiny I surely would have put less effort forth into arriving here!’
Quoth the anus, "Flbthbthblpbpbfffffpt!!!"
1 comment:
Take that one back to the woodshed.
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