Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Edgar Allan Poop: The Thinking Man’s Toilet Comic
Greetings Buffalo New York. Greetings.
Perchance a query
on this evening dark and dreary.
Imagine if one were to have diarrhea AND constipation at the same time? I believe such a scenario would unfold…a little bit…like this:
(Pretends to pull knickerbockers down. Grunts and strains for several moments. Suddenly, a diarrhea sound effect.)
‘Ye Gads! What a morbid surprise! Had I known this liquid Hell were my destiny I surely would have put less effort forth into arriving here!’
Quoth the anus, "Flbthbthblpbpbfffffpt!!!"