Monday, August 25, 2008

Japanese Punching-Scientists Punch Pregnant Whale for Science

Monday, August 25
Top Japanese punching scientists are conducting research on a pregnant whale caught off the coast of Antarctica.

"You'd be surprised how little the scientific community actually knows about how pregnant whales respond to getting punched," Said Dr. Yuko Fushi, in between scientific punches and carefully thought out open palm slaps.

"its too early to draw conclusions," Added Dr. Ishi Yanewa, before dropping his pen into the whale's open blow hole for emphasis.


Anonymous said...

like slapping a wet watermellon

Anonymous said...

science wins again!

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