Monday, December 1, 2008

Dear Schenectady Teen Magazine,

First of all I love your magazine. It's the only magazine that really speaks to the kind of teen I am: one who lives in Schenectady, New York.
OK so, back to my questi: my sweet 16 party is scheduled for December 12th. But after checking the Dept of Public Works website, I noticed there is scheduled construction on State Rt 104 on that date. I'm worried because the party is taking place at the Gifted Dinner Roll, WHICH IS ON RT 104! Will the scheduled construction affect stuff?
Also, my dog needs a sex change operation. Is there a place that will do that for dogs in Sche Town?

Teen With 2 Questions In Schenectady

Dear T.W.2.Q.I.S.
The construction scheduled for Rt 104 on the 12th should only slow traffic, not cut it off completely. There will still be one lane open. Kinda lame, I know, but whatevs. At least its not like what's been going on with Cyahuga Blvd! WTF!

In response to your other question, I don't believe Schenectady currently has a veterinary sex change hospital. Your best bet is Utica.


Mo Diggs said...

This is funnier than it has any right to be

anne altman said...

hoooooo, utica! i love me some decrepit central new york shitholes.

two utica clubs, please.