They used to faint at the drop of a hat. But these days you've gotta really do your homework to make a woman faint.
In the 50's you could make a woman faint with just a frog.
"get a load a THIS!"
–ribbit-
"Ooooah!"
Swoon.
Faint.
"Zzzzz..."
DONE.
But today, to actually MAKE a woman FAINT, you'd have to like- pretty much- strangle her for a little while- which is as least twice as illegal as scaring her with a slimy frog.
SO THERE GOES MY SUMMER VACATION!!! AGAGAGOOOGEY!!!!!
2 comments:
no we don't faint anymore. in fact, i'd totally make out with the guy booting if not for his stupid hat.
he's not booting. he's screaming at a very fast ghost that has just decided to skidaddle!
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