How to Relax When Asking your Boss What’s His Race

Hi, OK. So the time has finally come. You’ve gotten up the nerve and you’re ready to go for the gusto of: “just what the heck race is my boss anyway!?!” Don’t worry; we’ve all been there. It’s a hassle, but hey, this is the most important thing in the world- best to do it right.





Step 1: Show up early to work. Very early. Be there, waiting in the dark when your boss turns on the lights.
Step 2: Lighten the mood with a joke. Perhaps a joke about early birds and the types of things they eat.
Step 3: After the laughter has died down, turn the subject of the conversation to what race is your boss.
Step 4: Keep your cool as he answers.
Step 5: Become pleasantly surprised. Congratulate him on his race’s specific accomplishments. Excuse yourself to the breakroom to “get your head together”.
Step 6: Sip some Lemon Zinger tea and feel good about what you’ve accomplished regarding knowing and race. Things are looking up for you at this company and that scares the shit out of people!