Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Women don't faint anymore


They used to faint at the drop of a hat. But these days you've gotta really do your homework to make a woman faint.








In the 50's you could make a woman faint with just a frog.

"get a load a THIS!"

–ribbit-

"Ooooah!"
Swoon.
Faint.
"Zzzzz..."





DONE.

But today, to actually MAKE a woman FAINT, you'd have to like- pretty much- strangle her for a little while- which is as least twice as illegal as scaring her with a slimy frog.

SO THERE GOES MY SUMMER VACATION!!! AGAGAGOOOGEY!!!!!




2 comments:

anne altman said...

no we don't faint anymore. in fact, i'd totally make out with the guy booting if not for his stupid hat.

Lucas Held said...

he's not booting. he's screaming at a very fast ghost that has just decided to skidaddle!