Monday, December 29, 2008

New Blog Policies:

1. As of today, this is a pay-to-view blog. Each viewing automatically deducts $3 from your account.
PS: check back often to see if I put up a new post. I wont have, but you never know!

2. No more than 37 comments allowed PER POST, so get on that board EARLY!

3. Our new motto: "The customer is always white"
In other words, treat EVERYONE as though they were a white. Its just good business!

4. NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LIBEL. Especially when it's against POSSIBLE RAPIST, SILVIO BLORSHTMAN OF MUNGER FALLS OHIO!!!

5. Every blog now comes with the Apology Guarantee tm.

6. Blog employee daycare service to be replaced with a lack of one.

2 comments:

Marcy said...

Comment #1
Dear Lucas,
No one likes you.

Love,
Marcy

Lucas Held said...

Thanks for the $219 Marcy (73 clicks). You'll get a proforma invoice in the mail.