Book publishers used to hire me to write the back-cover blurbs/synopses for their books. Then they stopped.

The Road
A man stumbles across the burned out wasteland. He is completely scared and 100 percent sad. It's the year (?) and everything is dead & spooky. You are in for a seriously good read. OK, Take care.














Under The Tuscan Sun
Enjoy this book like you would a fine wine! Haha, just kidding. Enjoy!














Black Beauty
Finally a horse that doesn't subscribe to the white man's definition of beauty. Black Beauty takes place in an era of breathtaking spectacle and exuberant fortitude. Great for kids or pretty much anyone who likes Black Beauty.














Spice Up That Meal (cookbook)
This book is the cure for the common meal!
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