Thursday, September 11, 2008

The Filthy Mouthed Naturalist

Salutations cunts,

“Harbor seals! Fucking harbor seals,” I verbally jismed, startling the other ferryboat passengers.
“Oh shit! Two of them! There’s two! Jesus Christ, that one just made diarrhea! Holy dead-baby that is amazing!!!”

Haha. Perhaps I embarrassed myself, but hey, harbor seals are FUN, you n***er! :)









This is a great time of year to spot these curious little faggots swimming, rubbing their pussies and feeding on the ocean’s bountiful fuckbucket. But to see one spraying diarrhea all over the place was a truly fucked up experience that I will treasure for motherfucking satanchrist ever.

Keep fucking nature in the ass

Regibald Q. Parsnidge
The Filthy Mouthed Naturalist