Monday, September 22, 2008
If I had an office, I’d throw people out of it like so:
1. Get the Christ out of my office ya doodlebug!
2. GASP! You’ll ruin your dinner!!! Out-out-out!
3. No shit Sherlock. Now GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE SHERLOCK!
4. Time’s up bitch! Now get out, otherwise…PAINTBALLS!!! (begin firing paintballs gun)
5. Let me stop you right there and tell you to leave now.
6. (thunderous belch while pointing way out door)
7. I’m gunna write a number on a piece of paper and you tell me what you think, OK? (Write “get the fuck out of my office-hundered”)