Thursday, November 6, 2008

PLEASE DO NOT MASTURBATE YOUR DOG ON MY LAWN!

Dear Neighbor,
I wish it wasn't necessary for me to post this sign, but apparently it is. Whoever has been masturbating their large-breed dog on my lawn PLEASE STOP! It is inconsiderate and it is KILLING my lawn!










I don't masturbate my iguanas on your property! In fact, I don't
masturbate my iguanas at all. Maybe you should consider not
masturbating your gigantic dog anymore- PERIOD.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ewwwwww