Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Recession-Proof Investments

Rope. People will always need to kill themselves.

Tyler Perry. When America hits on hard times, we turn to the comfort of terrible movies. It’s as American as apple pie flavored Vitamin Water chips.

The polar bear funeral industry is BOOMING. Look for exponential growth.

Cutups. Look for cutups and wiseacres to make huge strides in the depressing days ahead. Their joke-comments and laugh-riddles will be in extra high demand.

1 comment:

Ryan said...

Couldn't agree more, especially with number one. Speaking of lots and lots of rope, the game Clue ALWAYS sells well in a recession. Because it's cheap, it's boring, and it doesn't deplete your 401K.